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 Post subject: The Haiku Thread 5-7-5 mofos!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:06 am 
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If you are not sure
this here is the perfect thread
for haiku writing!

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It is a sad state
to not recieve a haiku
from anybody!

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Which one is brighter?
The ever-glowing sunshine
or the man-made bulb

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Do not fear, Birdie
A haiku is hard to write
So I left one here.

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Summer, Time for rest
Teaching leaves no time for fun
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On the horizon
more and more awesome comics
from SuperFightFight!

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A haiku I left
Not so good or great
It will do for now

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to try the haiku
with a most noble effort
good enough for me!

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If you are saying
Good it was, Happy I am and
I shall try once more.

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like yoda once said
that to do or to do not
and there is no try

Found poetry
is sometimes the greatest there
it's easy at least!

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I do not know if
Haiku is something I do
but at least it rhymed.

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a rhyming haiku
what an awesome thing to do
I must try it too!

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Haiku's are way short
That makes them easy to write
So I wrote one, Bah

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I started a trend
That might not ever have an end
How will this I mend?

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A practice in words
like mixing those wheys and curds
leave this for the birds

that was so awful
I should feel very shameful
I'm not regretful!

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Powerful are poems
That written effuse pathos
With theme uncertain:

Forever frozen
Youthful life, fading slowly
Lost eternity

Blighted morning dove
Can you not fly high and free?
Else sickness wither?

Bustling promenade
With bazaar fair aplenty,
What bizzare affairs!

Stranded cast aways
who can find but naught to eat
Human flesh fulfills.

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Someone's ambitious
or maybe they just might have
a lot of free time!

I haven't said yet
how awesome I am feeling
when I read haiku

all of your haikus
that I've been reading lately
are really awesome

My work has been long
and my job is so painful
it injures my soul

I was just thinking
I need to have a contest
involving haikus

to my six readers
would you be interested,
or is that stupid?

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Location: Ooh! I can play the fancy location game too!
Um I guess I'll try..
Seven syllables right now?
and now one more five.

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My chest caving in
and my lungs filled with mucus
I hate being sick

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Haiku, a strange word:
In english two syllables,
three in japanese!

Konnichiwa!
Annato desu ka?
Haiku desu!

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Location: in a tree
It's raining outside
I can't wrestle gators now
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I took the voyage
to okeechobee county
visiting my dad

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I can't wrestle gators now
I can't hoola-hoop


That one made me laugh
Very hard, very very
Hard. Far as you know.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:57 am 
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another done gone
wasted in front of the screen
staring back at me.

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I had a haiku
Last night or the other few
then I forgot it.

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