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EDIT: LEGO has withdrawn from the race for Champion.

One hell of a first post.

damn that claude and his insatiable hunger!!

How could he harm the puddle kitten?! ;_;

I think it's pretty obvious that Claude should be our champion. I mean, his kitten eating prowess alone supports my claim.

Oh, and I guess Cortland can be the leader. Whateva.

A champion who can whooshed upshoosh tha' foosh is certainly an asset.

Hey, who let all this other dimension in here? Did someone forget to close the Door to Other Realities again? See, this is why we have the chore wheel, people . . .

Oh, shi-- Um... I totally closed it! I don't know what you're talking about. I do my chores!

*grins and kicks laundry under the bed*

Now *THAT* is the best way to introduce yourself to new people! hehee...

Well, invasion force or not, your money's good... And we're still low on piggies, so...

being new to this dimension, you likely don't have NEARLY enough giant spiders to ride on.



And you can't resist a gnome's sales skills. Many have tried. None have succeeded. :p

*puts in his vote for Claude as the champion* I mean, come on. He can eat kittens! That alone is more evil than I could ever muster!

>Net

I vote Cortland for leadership, for obvious reasons, and for champion.....

Claude is an awesome pick, really....I mean, puddle kitten eating? HARDCORE.

I wanna go with a more evil champion though. Someone who kills with a breath, one who conquers with a twitch of his plastic finger. Occasionally Cosplays as the dragon Naguilla.

LEGOSTAR SHALL DEFEAT THESE...THESE...KRITIKES.

Also I vote Boobed Komi, Kailana, Pimpette, CJ, Aphrodite, Robin, Sincerely, Kris-X and Mihoko as our cheerleader squad. Just because.

AND DON'T YOU MONSTERS EVEN THINK ABOUT HURTING BELOVED WIFE. Otherwise I may have to board with you and annoy you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and (continues for a while)

*figured out who the Kritiike are*

NO spiders for yoU!

Net's on top of things!

not really. Took me almost 3 hours. That's not "on top of things" :p

Whee!


*cheerleads for Lego as champion*

This is crazy! So yes, it fits right in with our normal schedule.

doesn't it though?

Though I'm having trouble deciding between Lego and Claude. Maybe we need to have two champions!

Sure, I'll fight beano's second account or whatever, cos I'm drunk and a drunk fight is the best fight.

also legostar doesnt have opposable thumbs. orfingers. And I could kick his arse.

C'mooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnn

I'm getting sobererr by the second! lets take it outside already.

The great alien overminds wish me to inform you that by entering this, you will have little to no work on your part. Like they said, this is not a jam or fan fiction (quite) but somethin else. You shall see.

*Gives Claude a bear with laser eyes to fight until then*

EDIT: Pole lasts for 4 days.

Even so, i could take em.

GAH, Lazer bear!

*fights off into the forest*

Sure, Claude can do it. Beat the crap out of them oh drunken one.

I do believe I'm going to have to support Claude in this one. Lego's already got a few things going with him as the central theme (notably being the jam Bean's running and KotC) here whereas Claude doesn't.

Plus I feel bad for killing him off in KotC (yes it was done via poll, but still)

>Net

fucking alien shadow... fings...